1. Scented Candles
2. Framed Portrait of Andy Garcia
3. First Edition copy of The Bell Jar
4. Bread box filled with bees
5. One year subscription to ‘The Nation’
6. A variety of disparate Trucker Hats
7. A case of Four Loko
8. Red Lobster Gift Certificate
9. Carton of Newports
10. Needlepoint pillow with any Lil John lyric
11. A handwritten note analyzing the role postmodernism in The Canterbury Tales
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